VERY PUNNY

Some things can be punny. Here are our top ten examples.

1. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
2. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
3. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.
4. I went to a seafood restaurant last week... and pulled a mussel.
5. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
6. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
7. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Not surprisingly, it sank. The moral: you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
8. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Ahmal.' The other goes to a family in Spain that names him 'Juan.' Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time and developed an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (get ready) ... a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
10. And finally, there was a newsletter that sent ten different puns to their readers, with the hope that at least one of the ten puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.